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10-17-2002, 03:33 PM | #21 |
The Negative Soul of Entmoot
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Middle Distance
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~You move to a different state every year to try your social success there.
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W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left. |
10-17-2002, 03:54 PM | #22 |
Elven Maiden
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 3,309
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~you know that within half a minute of walking there are people from your class working on the class homecoming float and you chose not to go because you'd rather be on entmoot
~you do go, just to make your calendar have something on it |
10-21-2002, 03:35 PM | #23 |
The Negative Soul of Entmoot
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Middle Distance
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~A teacher has never called you by name in your life. Every time they see you, its like thats the first time they've ever seen you, and then they ask if your name is on the seating chart
~Your name, of course, is not on the seating chart, becasue everytime they make those stupid things you are mysteriously overlooked
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10-21-2002, 09:27 PM | #24 |
Bank'ress of Sith
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: In a hot-hot place, heh
Posts: 913
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You know your social life is drooping when
1. Your dog rather rub up against the wall than have you pet it.
2. All the numbers in your little black book start with "1-900." 3. Due to excessive hazing and ridicule, you decided to drop out of the Origami Club. 4. You were almost involved in a threesome, but your left hand fell asleep. 5. Fantasizing out loud before falling asleep is your idea of "pillow talk." 6. Your personal ad reads: "Seeking Anybody." 7. Next to your name in the phone directory, the phone number is replaced with the phrase "Who cares?" 8. You look forward to the dinner time calls from telemarketers. 9. The last time you were invited to a party, you were grooving to the lyric, "Put your right foot in, take your right foot out." 10. You spent last summer following around the 2000 Bible Belt Trekkie Convention Tour.
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10-22-2002, 07:02 PM | #25 |
Sapling
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Hell
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lmao, funny
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My sad companions on the beach I found Their wistful eyes in floods of sorrow drowned - Homer -Despite his titles power and pelf the wretch concentered all in self living shall forfeit fair renown and doubly dying shall go down to the vile dust from whence he sprung unwept unhonored and unsung. - Scott |
10-24-2002, 03:20 PM | #26 |
The Negative Soul of Entmoot
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Middle Distance
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When was the last time Laurelyn was on the Moot?
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W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left. |
10-24-2002, 03:36 PM | #27 | |
The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Today. You can check people's last posts in their profile.
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10-25-2002, 06:57 AM | #28 | |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan?
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When people don't notice you're online. Hey 'lenka. What's up?
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The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka |
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10-25-2002, 05:57 PM | #29 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Middle Earth (I wish)
Posts: 670
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~When your response to this list is "What's a social life?"
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Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE |
10-25-2002, 06:00 PM | #30 |
The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Followed closely by the question "Do I need one?"
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01-22-2003, 03:17 PM | #31 |
Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!!
Posts: 1,086
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~When random people come up to you and say"Will you shut up talking to yourself"
~You spend a night trying to work out what words rhyme with social. ~You dress your pet fish up i clothes and pretend she/he is your friend! |
01-22-2003, 05:25 PM | #32 |
Halfwitted
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Eryn Vorn
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You try to use a pencil to brush your teeth because you've forgotten its real purpose.
You got an AOL CD in the mail and built a shrine around it in gratitude. When someone says 'mail' you think in terms of gender.
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Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears |
01-22-2003, 05:28 PM | #33 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In the inner depths of my lair.
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~When you've read the dictionary 1 or more times
~When your mom forgets to pick you up from CCD (religious ed) ~When you stick your hand in a parana tank and it doesn't get bitten off ~When your family/friends spell your name wrong ~When YOU spell your name wrong ~When the bus driver doesn't stop at your house ~When you have a tea party with your stuffed animals cause your friends are "busy" ~When your answering machine is filled with messages.... of people laughing at you ~When you try to make conversation with salespeople ~When theres a note to your cleaning lady that the rest of your family has moved to another country (and doesnt specify which one)
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01-22-2003, 09:07 PM | #34 |
Elven Maiden
Join Date: Aug 2002
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* You lost your daily planner a month ago but never noticed; you never needed to use it.
* Ever since you got a separate phone line, you have your mom or little brother call you. No one else does, but you actually find the sound of the ring more interesting than your past week. Ok i think i must come back here later and give my social life a chance to droop down again. I am actually pretty busy now. |
02-04-2003, 11:17 PM | #35 |
Enting
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: A Forgotten Forest
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when you get in trouble for talking because you are so lonely and you are made to face the wall, you start talking to the wall. (actually, I really know someone who did that. they also started singing to the wall.)
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02-04-2003, 11:52 PM | #36 |
The Redneck Elf
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: In a house
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~youre still waiting for birthday mail seven months after your birthday
~You are known at school as"hey kid move" ~You actually talk to the telemarketers
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02-05-2003, 01:52 AM | #37 | |
Belladona Gamgee of the night sky
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: second star to the right and straight on till morning.
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And have you ever tried having a conversation with the character in a movie? All right, my ideas... `You start acting like me. ("No precious, they musn't take pretty ring from us. Just because it is cheap Precious, just because we gots it off a bookmark doesn't mean they should take it from us. It was our Birthday Present..." *you see FB wearing straight jacket with neaklace around neak and cheap Ring on it, biting anyone nearby*) `You walk up to the person you had this LONG debate about who's cuter(Legolas/Aragorn), and they glare at you, and timidly back away, wondering who you are. `You write to yourself, just to see wether or not you will reply `You write to WETA workshops, with some good complements and questions, and they never reply. ok, I know they stink, but you can't say I didn't try!
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Emperor Cusco: Lemme guess. We're about to go down a huge water-fall. Pacha:Yep. Cusco: Sharp rocks at the bottum? Pacha:Most likely. Cusco:Bring it on. ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` Yes, I'm female. Fred Baggins is my NICKNAME! ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` "The reason of the unreasonable treatment of my reason so enfeebles my reason, that with reason I complain of your beauty."~Don Quixote ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` "Once upon a time there was a magical land where it never rained. The End."~from the movie 'Holes' ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` ()_))_Crayola_))_> |
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02-05-2003, 02:16 AM | #38 |
Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA
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LOL, I loved evenstar's pirahna one!
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
02-05-2003, 10:24 AM | #39 |
im quite stupid
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Cockermouth
Posts: 2,058
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All your mates start seeking counceling for there drinking problems
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