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And the way he invented golf was amazing.
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08-27-2004, 05:42 AM
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That whole passage is the embodiment of why tolkien is a genius. He takes these serious things and makes them so funny. I mean he invented golf by knocking off an orcs head and it fell in a hole and tus golf was invented. I mean how great of an idea is that. ALso the shire would be perfect for golf. You can just see Bilbo, Frodo, Mery, Pippen, And SAm out on the greens together shootingg some holes. That would be hilarious.
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08-27-2004, 05:43 AM
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Yeah all wearing those wierd hats and checked jumpers
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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08-27-2004, 05:46 AM
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well they couldnt say fore so I wonder what they would say? Also who win in golf tournament between all the greates t hobbits except bullroarer cause heinvented the game he would automatically win. Between frodo, Sam, merry, poip, fatty bolger, the gaffer, rosie, and all the other great hobbits woho would win in 18 holes.
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08-27-2004, 05:48 AM
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I'd say Merry he sounds like a natural golfer.
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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08-27-2004, 05:54 AM
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I have to go with Bilbo or Merry. Merry because he seems like he would be perfect for the game and Bilbo cause he would need to do soemthignall those years in the shire and he would have probably gotten very good at it.
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08-27-2004, 05:57 AM
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Yeah I can just imagine it.
Frodo: Very Good Bilbo, an eagle. Bilbo: Eagle. That reminds me of the Battle of the Five Armies. Merry & Pippin: Here we go again. Sam: (stares watery eye at Frodo and Bilbo)
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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08-27-2004, 06:04 AM
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Some day I should just make a lot of sitcom pilots having to ddo with lotr and just posty them on the moot. THat will be my project until schools starts.
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08-27-2004, 06:11 AM
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Yeah there are millions of things you could do.
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08-27-2004, 06:16 AM
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maybe the gaffer would do well Im sure he would qualify for masters competition. Or maybe he was Biblos (oh whats the name for the person who travels around with the golfer with his clubs) oh well you know what I mean.
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08-27-2004, 06:19 AM
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His caddy, yeah Gaffer Gamgee could recite his proverbs to Bilbo on the way round the course.
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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08-27-2004, 06:27 AM
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well if the AGffer is bilbos caddy then Sam would probably be Frodos. and maybe even Pippen would be MErrys caddy but I am not sure about that last one.
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08-27-2004, 06:31 AM
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They would probably carry each others
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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08-27-2004, 06:33 AM
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yeah Merry and Pippen would be each others Caddies and they would proabbly get their bags mixed up and get into all kinds of sit-com trouble.
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08-27-2004, 06:43 AM
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It wouldn't make much difference, them both being the same height an all.
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08-27-2004, 06:47 AM
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ah merry was taller than pip
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But not by enough to make it significant who golf clubs they use.
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08-27-2004, 11:17 PM
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I think it would come dowwn to MErry or Bilbo. Bilbo on experiance and Merry juct because he seems like just the kind of guy who would be great at golf. Sam would probably be the frustrated guy who always lands in the sand or water.
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