10-13-2002, 07:17 AM | #301 |
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The Manwë and Varda cheering squad : "Melkor Melkor he's our man, if he can't do it noone can ! GOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM !"
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10-13-2002, 07:22 PM | #302 |
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Here's a few more
Frodo: I told you, Get ON the road! No wonder you got your feet dirty!
Gimli (surrounded by orcs): Unfriendly chaps, aren't they? Gollum: Naming ssssssssswords? How foolissssssssssh! *whispers to Sting* My precioussssssssssss. Pippin: Anybody for some veggie burgers?? Merry: Pippin, lets jump into the well, maybe it's safer in there! Orc: Thanks, my head was feeling heavy anyway. Legolas: Mental note, pack more arrows next time. Bilbo: Oh look, my feet are hairy! Saruman: Palantir stone? What's that? Gandalf to Merry/Pippin: Ok, now, go get the tent, it's somewhere over there where the dragon landed... Gimli: I thought Mr. Rogers would be here! The Orcs must have gotten him. Here is his sweater, too! Shucks. Elton John: He must've said SECOND door on the right... Boromir: Who let the dogs out! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOFWOOF! Treebeard: You know what they say about a bird in the hand? I've had several in the last few days! Treebeard: That's it, I'm moving to the city! Sauron: I should've taken that contract with Nike... Boromir: It's still sharp! Somebody go get the cook and tell him we want shredded wheat! Mine's been dull since the council! Hope everyone liked some of these! |
10-13-2002, 08:11 PM | #303 |
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treebeard to pippin: come on halfling we have to be HASTY HASTY! murmurs under breath: stupid hobbits always taking thier #*%^ time!
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10-14-2002, 06:27 PM | #304 |
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merry and Pippin (singing): Orcs, wolves and goblins oh my...
Three houres later. Merry and Pippin (singing)rcs, wolves and goblins Oh my.. Gandalf: For @##& sake alredy will you two SHUTUP with that blasted chant. Merry and PIppin: Ok Gandalf. One..Two .. three.. Oh this the song that never ends. and it goes on and on my friend. Some Hobbits startet singing it and no knowing what it was and we'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song..... Five hourse later: Merry and Pippin:Um Gandalf Frodo Aragorn? Where are you going? We are still tied to the tree. Are you going to come back? Is this still apart of the game? Frod? Sam? Gandalf?
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10-14-2002, 10:16 PM | #305 |
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Turgon: OK, people, I know Ulmo prophesied about a possible dire end to Gondolin, but here's how we get around it: we change the name! Simple, effective, no? How does "Macchu Picchu" sound?
Gilraen: "My son, your aim is high and I am afraid, for without the aid of Master Elrond the Heirs of Isildur will soon come to an end. But I do not think that you will have the good will of Elrond in this matter.' Aragorn: "Mom, lighten up. I've had a hard day: --First I find out my name isn't really Estel , --Then they tell me I'm the Heir of Isildur ; --Then I meet the most beautiful woman in Middle-Earth but she brushes me off I'm very depressed right now." Gilraen: "Poor boy. Talk to Glordindel -- he's the chief counselor of Elrond's house." Last edited by The Lady of Ithilien : 10-14-2002 at 10:18 PM. |
10-14-2002, 10:58 PM | #306 |
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I like the occasional Monty Python references!
~~~ *When the Fellowship first enters Lothlorien and encounters Haldir* Haldir - You'll all have to be blindfolded... except for the Dwarf. But only because he's the best looking! |
10-15-2002, 11:11 AM | #307 | |
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10-15-2002, 05:10 PM | #308 |
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gandalf to bilbo: bilbo would you like some old toby?
bilbo to gandalf: now please gandalf stop joking you know we hobbits never smoke of drink! what a kidder! |
10-15-2002, 08:57 PM | #309 | |
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Boromir: "Wow, this is the Golden Wood? Oh boy, I've always wanted to come here. Do theysell postcards, Aragorn? I promised Eomer in Rohan I'd send him one from here if I could." Saruman: "Sure, short stuff. Keep the pipe-weed. I've got a spare pipe in here somewhere, too, if you need one" Ham Gamgee: "I'm proud of you, son." ************************************************** Culinary note of the day: “The justly famous mole is a complex sauce made from toasted seeds, soaked and pureed chiles, ground raisins, spices, herbs, and a bit of semi-sweet chocolate. Throughout Mexico, the chocolate, seeds, and chiles remain constants, but their types and the rest of the ingredients fluctuate wildly according to the cook. Oaxacan mole negro is made form three types of chiles, tomatoes, cloves, allspice, cinnamon, thyme, marjoram, oregano, lard, sesame seeds, almonds, peanuts, raisins, onions, GARLIC, plantains, and CHOCOLATE -- altogether the sauce has 23 ingredients. A green mole is simpler, combining pumpkin and sesame seeds, five different chiles, cloves, pepper, GARLIC, CHOCOLATE, and broth.” from http://www.cuisinenet.com/digest/ingred/mole.shtml Either mole is incredibly delicious, if you ever find yourself in a home-style Mexican restaurant. ************************************************** |
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10-15-2002, 09:50 PM | #310 | |
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To subtle for me...
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10-20-2002, 11:12 AM | #311 | |
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Beorn: "I am sick of honey." Any elf: "Wine? Liquor cordials? No thanks, water's good enough for me." Manwe: "I need a vacation." |
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10-20-2002, 11:47 AM | #312 |
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Frodo: I wish the Ring had never come to pee--
Gandalf: Ha! You said 'pee'! Ha ha ha! Frodo: Shut-up! Gandalf: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Frodo: Grr... *chops Gandalf's head off* Aragorn: Now, now, Frodo, that wasn't a nice thing to do to Gandalf-- Frodo: Shut your mouth, you tomnoddy, or I'll kill you too. Aragorn: *backs away* Y-yes, sir.
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10-20-2002, 11:49 AM | #313 |
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Legolas:The seaward road runs south.
Gimli:It does? I thought it ran east. Legolas: Really? Gimli:Oh no! I think were lost again! Legolas: Darn!We never leave middle-earth if we can't find the sea! |
10-20-2002, 12:01 PM | #314 |
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Frodo: Can you lead me to Rivendell?
Aragorn: Hey, sure I'll come along with you to Rivendell. But there's gotta be room for my fan club, too. Frodo: Fan club? *thousands of girls pile into the room* Random Girl #1: There he is! Random Girl #2: I've got a lock of his hair!! Random Girl #3: I touched his sword!!! Random Girl #4: Marry me, Aragorn!! Other Random Girls: I LOVE YOU, ARAGORN!! All Four Hobbits: *blinking* Frodo: On second thought, I guess I'll just alone.
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10-20-2002, 12:16 PM | #315 |
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Melkor: I wish people would stop taking me as the Evil in the world it's not my fault I had a bad childhood, all that singing....AHH
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10-20-2002, 12:52 PM | #316 |
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I got another one!
Legolas to council:Alas!I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... Council:But what? Legolas: I ran out of hair gel!! |
10-21-2002, 06:55 PM | #317 |
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Frodo: Wear my ring
Sam: I thought you'd never ask (class ring... haha... *crickets*) Frodo: I am Frodo, Lord of the dance! Sorry, I am normally better at this, lol Gandalf: If you mean the incident with the priest, I was barely involved *wink*. *ducks flames* Legolas: Oh damn I ran out of arrows
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10-22-2002, 01:08 PM | #318 |
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Sam: Frodo, you're a jerk. I'm sick of you. Go to Mordor or whatever but we're finished!
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10-23-2002, 08:28 PM | #319 |
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Frodo:*gets down on one knee and holds out ring to sam* I have been trying to manage my feelings for you my friend , but it has been to long. *takes deep breath* Will you marry me love?
Sam:*Back steps* I think you have been away from haome alittle to long master. other answer Sam: I thought you'd never ask.*takes ring and giggles.*
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10-23-2002, 08:53 PM | #320 | |
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Legolas: Gimli, you are really attractive in the moon light. A slightly tipsy Gimli: Yeah *hik* *stumbles over to the hobbits* You guys want to join us for a er romp in Fangorn? You have big feet...your welcome. Frodo: Shucks Gimli, not tonight, I have a headache.
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