05-23-2002, 10:26 AM | #1 |
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Quest for wine
Ok, there is a similar thread in the General Messages forum, but we decided that the quest belonged in the RPG forum, and general weirdness could stay where it is.
As I am a lowly crew member, I await the posts of Captain Eruviel, First mate Elfmaster XK, Bard Arathorn, Spiritual Guide Anduril, or anyone else that wants to post! I would have waited for someone else to start this, but I am bored!
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05-23-2002, 12:26 PM | #2 |
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So far, I think we have sailed to India and are awaiting instructions as to the location of the wine.
*goes to find dwaaarrrrrvish ale*
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05-23-2002, 12:38 PM | #3 |
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Hey, you forgot me! Look back to page 8 or 9 in the original general messages thread. Hmmph. I think I'm half elf half orc. Ah well. We have to figure out WHERE to go for teh wine.
We have traveled hard, questing for our wine. We embarked for India but soon were overtaken by rabid potential crew members such as myself. We were then overtaken by silliness and a Trolkienite ship. I, Wulaug, was launched by Tano's catapult to the other ship. I fought valiantly but Anduril saved me anyway. He also found a Sceptre of something, only he is sure. We then were attacked by a giant squid but Arathorn sacrificed himself and swam all the way to land to watch Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. The squid followed. After much silliness, we all decided that his was the wise choice and proceeded to land and watch AotC for two weeks straight. We emerged and went to India with no further troubles, but our commanding officers have abandoned us and have not told us where the wine is!! What are we to do but wait for EXK or Anduril or EG or Arathorn? Alas!! at least BoP hasn't found me yet... my toes are rather sensitive...
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05-23-2002, 12:56 PM | #4 |
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I apologise. How stupid of me!!! She threatened to eat your toes too!
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05-23-2002, 01:05 PM | #5 |
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E XK - Anduril! Anduril! I call thee! Where shall we go in search of wine? Perhaps the brewery? Or is that too plain and stupid of me. Direct us oh spiritual (...) guide!
BoP - Couldn't you just say 'which way?' E XK - *glares* Bite me! *BoP gets funny glaze in eyes* UH-OH!!!
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*CHOMP!*
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05-23-2002, 04:32 PM | #7 |
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Can't I just temporarily pacify you with peanut M&Ms?
Where is the captain???
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05-23-2002, 05:43 PM | #8 |
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05-23-2002, 10:41 PM | #9 |
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The Captain is here!!!
And we are in India, or at least anchored near India. . . Glad you're here, Sea Elf Earniel! And while we await the other needed crew members, I say we drink some. . . Dwaaaaaaaaaarvish ale!!! and cider and rum and wine and vodka.
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05-24-2002, 02:59 AM | #10 |
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hehehehehehehehehehehehhehe
I like dwaaaaarrrrrrrrrrvish ale!!!!!!! *Passes round cheesecake* *mutters under breath*Stupid 90 second rule! Hates it forever, we does!
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05-24-2002, 03:03 AM | #11 |
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Yay, cheesecake!
Elfmaster, where should we look for the wine, once the others arrive? Stupid 90 second rule. . .
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Never fear, Anduril is here.
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05-24-2002, 03:25 AM | #13 |
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Then we sail north! After some cheesecake and wine, of course
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05-24-2002, 03:29 AM | #14 |
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And feather flinging toe sucking finger licking fun.
Where's my spoon? Who's nicked my special spoon of glorious spoonism?
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05-24-2002, 03:29 AM | #15 |
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Onwards, ever onwards, we sail in search of wine.
Mmmmmmmmm cheesecake! There is a strange chill in the atmosphere, Captain. I think trouble's ahead. (How melodramatic can I get?)
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05-24-2002, 03:35 AM | #16 |
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(ooh, melodrama! )
I see trouble ahead! It's some sea monster or something. . .maybe if we threw pillows at it and fed it cheesecake and wine, it would leave us alone!
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05-24-2002, 03:41 AM | #17 |
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Somehow I doubt it!
Where did Tano's catapult go? Maybe BoP could threaten to eat it's toes and it would run away. Ok, I'm reaching! Maybe you should put the crew on full alert, Captain Eruviel!
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05-24-2002, 03:44 AM | #18 |
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All hands on deck! There's trouble ahead!
*looks at the 'trouble' through a spyglass* Oh, it's another giant squid. How boring. How passe. Well, maybe we'll get calamari this time!
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05-24-2002, 04:00 AM | #19 |
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How are we going to deal with the giant squid, oh Captain?
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05-24-2002, 04:12 AM | #20 |
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*diabolical grin*
Why, with the catapult, of course! And then we're going to use the catapult on the 90 second rule. . .
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