05-10-2004, 12:51 PM | #21 | |
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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05-10-2004, 01:16 PM | #22 |
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Where I come from, "twat" is considered kind of a bad word. (a slang for a female body part)
Twit is just like a dummyhead. Gaffer (or anyone), do you have an old one that has been passed down or something like that? I think it would be cool to have a vintage one with the family tartan (am I saying that correctly?). |
05-10-2004, 01:24 PM | #23 |
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Oh, I wonder if twat has that same connotation in Brit speak, because I thought I had seen them use it in the same way as twit.
(both v. funny sounding words!) Yeah, a hand-me-down kilt would be really cool to have! (as long as it wasn't too moth-eaten, in which case it might be too cool)
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
05-10-2004, 01:50 PM | #24 |
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Yeah, it is a hand-me-down. And come to think of it, I didn't ask my dad whether he washed it first. Hmmm.
Select your smutty innuendo from the following list: - Maybe that accounts for the smell. - Maybe that's why he handed it down. - Maybe that's why the cloth stands up on its own. It's not a family tartan, though; we're too obscure to have a clan. I'm sure it's some clan's tartan, but I couldn't tell you which one. The tartan thing is, IIRC, largely a concoction from the 1820s after Walter Scott and others set about sanitising the Highlanders for the benefit of George IV. blah blah I do like the accessories, though. Sporrans are great, the hairier the better. Sadly, mine is bald and leathery with some dangly bits. Again, select your smutty innuendo from the following list: - And so's my sporran. - So the outside matches the underside. - etc etc As for twat, it is both an idiot and a front bottom; it's also a verb for to hit. So, in theory you could twat someone in the twat for being a twat, but that would be very ungentlemanly, and you would definitely deserve to have your cobblers kicked in reply. The good thing about twat is that it's a nicely rude way of referring to a vagina, much like "willy" (what's the American for willy?) It seems like all the others words are considered unacceptable. EDIT: I meant to ask: what exactly is it that you like about men in kilts (apart from the vague "hot" thing)? Last edited by The Gaffer : 05-10-2004 at 02:14 PM. |
05-10-2004, 03:07 PM | #25 |
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I just like to see people wearing things that went out of fashion a long time ago. . .the sorts of things most people don't wear anymore. And kilts, well, um. . .old, traditional whosface. I just think that's cool. It's not so much a "hot" thing for me.
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