The Jokes Thread

Glorious Glorfindel · 03-23-2002, 04:00 PM

lol nariel!!!!
okay this is slightly rude if u know what a brothel is.
the clinton family r going on holiday. one day, the housekeeper comes downstairs to find that the family pet-a parrot is dead.
she goes to a petstore and tries to find a parrot exactly the same. she finds one, and jst before she buy's it, the petstore manager warns her that the parrot was kept in a brothel previously. and the housekeeper goes yeah yeah, fine, jst lemme buy it.
so she gets home, and the parrot gets used 2 the house so that when the clintons arrive home they don't notice any difference. hilary clinton walks in the room and the parrot goes 'hello darlin'
chelsea clinton walks into the room and the parrot goes 'hello darlin'
bill clinton walks into the room and the parrot goes 'hello bill'

not many pple get this joke, read it over and over, and realise that the joke is saying that bill once went to a brothel. if u don't know what a brothel is, ask strawberry, she went to one in italy.

03-23-2002, 04:00 PM	#11
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	more jokes! lol nariel!!!! okay this is slightly rude if u know what a brothel is. the clinton family r going on holiday. one day, the housekeeper comes downstairs to find that the family pet-a parrot is dead. she goes to a petstore and tries to find a parrot exactly the same. she finds one, and jst before she buy's it, the petstore manager warns her that the parrot was kept in a brothel previously. and the housekeeper goes yeah yeah, fine, jst lemme buy it. so she gets home, and the parrot gets used 2 the house so that when the clintons arrive home they don't notice any difference. hilary clinton walks in the room and the parrot goes 'hello darlin' chelsea clinton walks into the room and the parrot goes 'hello darlin' bill clinton walks into the room and the parrot goes 'hello bill' not many pple get this joke, read it over and over, and realise that the joke is saying that bill once went to a brothel. if u don't know what a brothel is, ask strawberry, she went to one in italy. __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

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