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Elf Lord
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Ilha Formosa
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Tolkien jokes
Thought there was a thread on this from way back, but couldn't find it in the archives.
Jokes about Middle-Earth, not humor from Tolkien- new, old, shaggy, puns....just adapt them to LoTR and let them fly. One I first heard many moons ago, and I'm sure I've posted before... Q: How many Elves does it take to change a light bulb? A: They don't change it; they just sit around in the dark singing sad songs about the Glory of the Light That Was.
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Glendower: I can call spirits from the vasty deep. Hotspur: Why, so can I, or so can any man; But will they come when you do call for them? "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, but pigs treat us as equals."- Winston Churchill Last edited by GrayMouser : 07-23-2010 at 05:24 AM. |
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