The Jokes Thread

[Nurancaiel]

Ha Ha that's funny Eowyn!!
Here's mine( no offence to blond people, but those are the best kind)

Ok, there's a blond driving around in her brand new red Jaguar, and she cuts off an 18-wheeler, so he's mad and tells her to pull over and she does. Then she gets out of her car and he takes a piece of chalk and draws a circle on the side of the road and he says "Don't step out of that circle or you'll wish you were never born." So he take's out a knife and slashes her seats. He turn's around and she's laughing. He asks " What is so funny?" and she just keeps laughing. So he turn's around and rips her door off and turn's around and she is still laughing. So he turns and slashes her tires. Agian she is laughing her head off and he's mad so he turns and rips the hood off her car. Now when he turns around and she is on the ground laughing so hard so he says "What is so funny?!?!?!" And she says "I stepped out of the circle 4 times whne you weren't looking"

That is one of my favorites!!

Here's another, but it's kinda grose

What is the smartest thing to come out of a blond women's mouth?


Einstien's ****

Gross!!!!!!!!!

Bar joke!!!

3 men walk into a bar. you think one of them would have seen it!!! LOLOLOLOLOL