I made a song!!!!!

[Arathorn]

Here's Queen before I get some shut-eye:
(originally Bohemian Rhapsody)

Meriadoc's Rhapsody

Is this the Mark's life?
Is this just fantasy?
Snuck in the Mark's ride
No escape from my destiny
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and freeze
I'm just a hobbit, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little light, little low
Anyway the wind blows, battle has descended upon me

Gandalf, 'just killed a wraith
'Pushed a blade against its leg
Then came Dernhelm, now it's dead
Gandalf, pain has just begun
But now I need to make it go away
Gandalf, ooo
Didn't want to have to lie
I just want to get back to fight tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta still pay back the pipe weed owed to you
Gandalf, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never have left the Shire

I see a noble silhouetto of a man
Aragorn, Aragorn will you chew the Athelas
Thunderbolts and Ring-Wraiths - very very frightening me
Meriadoc, Meriadoc,
Meriadoc, Meriadoc,
Meriadoc Brandybuck - Rohirrimoooooo

But I'm just a Shire boy and nobody loves me
He's just a Shire boy from a Shire family
Spare him his life from this necromancy
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Gilthoniel! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Gilthoniel! We will not let you go - let him go
Gilthoniel! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Periannath, Periannath, Periannath do not go
This Morgul blade did the Witch-King put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can catch me for your Lidless Eye!
So you think you can curse me and pull me to die!
Oh Pippin - can't feel a thing until now
Just gotta get up - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...