Misquote the Person Above You

[Midge]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Stooping to pick something up is hard when you're fat.
[Tune: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]You're a low one, Missy Midge.[/Tune]

And maybe you should put on make-up to cover how you are blue in the face. It's not pretty.

You know, I imagine that stooping if you are fat IS hard. You needn't say it. Do you have experience with that or are you just making a rather politically-incorrect observation?

I know I'm short, buddy! You don't need to tell me so rudely!

And my face is quite fleshy-colored. No blue-ness here! I don't generally like to wear make-up except on special occasions, you know. How do you know my face is blue anyway? You can't even see me!