Favourite teacher quotes.

Starr Polish · 03-09-2002, 10:31 PM

Chemistry teacher -
-Yeah Sam, because you drive a Buick full of CORN! (what's funny is the Chem's teacher is Mr. Sams, and the student is Samo)

Band teacher -
I got the orange (we got the juice) I go the orange (we got the juice)
1 and 2 and 3 and (voice cracks)

American Lit Teacher-
While talking about Huck Finn, our teacher had a bit of a Freudian slip and switched the letters around..yeah. We were laughing the entire hour.

Choir Teacher
-Now men, this is when you gotta do what? Sing BALLS TO THE WALLS! That applies to you too, ladies, but not literally.

Biology teacher: When dogs are purebred they tend to have problems because of inbreeding
Student: My friend has two male pugs that are homosexual.
Bio teacher: See, I told you there'd be problems (don't flame me for that, I didn't say it)

Geometry teacher- Now, it all despensds (not a typo) on the variable.

03-09-2002, 10:31 PM	#11
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	Chemistry teacher - -Yeah Sam, because you drive a Buick full of CORN! (what's funny is the Chem's teacher is Mr. Sams, and the student is Samo) Band teacher - I got the orange (we got the juice) I go the orange (we got the juice) 1 and 2 and 3 and (voice cracks) American Lit Teacher- While talking about Huck Finn, our teacher had a bit of a Freudian slip and switched the letters around..yeah. We were laughing the entire hour. Choir Teacher -Now men, this is when you gotta do what? Sing BALLS TO THE WALLS! That applies to you too, ladies, but not literally. Biology teacher: When dogs are purebred they tend to have problems because of inbreeding Student: My friend has two male pugs that are homosexual. Bio teacher: See, I told you there'd be problems (don't flame me for that, I didn't say it) Geometry teacher- Now, it all despensds (not a typo) on the variable. __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell Last edited by Starr Polish : 03-09-2002 at 10:33 PM.

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