03-04-2002, 01:41 PM | #11 |
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Here's an abridged one (Now the FINISHED ONE)
that I think I have done Originally by Billy Joel the lyrics need some fuel(whew) We Didn't Start The War (We Didn't Start The Fire) Iluvatar, Manwe, Feanor, Soronume Valinorian, Numenorean, Middle-Earth Telerian G'ladriel, Nerdanel, Tinuviel, and Undomiel Fangorn Forest, Lothlorien, all the way to Ithilien Uruk-hai, Ring-Wraiths, Oliphaunts and Fire Drakes Strider is the Elfstone, Aragorn the Dunedain Boromir, Faramir, Eowyn and Eomer Ungoliant, Gorgoroth, Sauron 's boss is Morgoth! We didn't start the war They were always raiding Since Melkor went stealing We didn't start the war No we didn't wage it Feanor's oath did it Palantiri, One Ring, Fellowship, Return of King Shelob, Olog-hai, Easterlings attack from nigh Beren, Luthien, Thingol had his Melian Sauron, Carcaroth, killed Huan and both were lost Saruman, Olorin, Radagast where have you been? Samwise, Pippin, Merry did the Morgul in Angband, Mordor, Beleriand near the shore Dagorlad, Morgulvale, Udun it does makes me pale! We didn't start the war They were always raiding Since Melkor went stealing We didn't start the war No we didn't wage it Feanor's oath did it Shadowfax , Asfaloth, Snowmane, and Bill is no sloth Eastfold, Westfold, Oh Rohan You had been told. Finarfin, Fingolfin, I don't know where has he been Bywater, Bag End, Sharkey's gone Grima did rend Firecrackers, Taters, conies near the craters Bruinen, Rivendell, Nazgul got caught in its spell Barliman still sits at Bree, when will it be ruffian-free? Bilbo Baggins, Frodo, left the Shire to Lotho! We didn't start the war They were always raiding Since Melkor went stealing We didn't start the war No we didn't wage it Feanor's oath did it Erebor, Mount Doom, Treebeard's voice went with a boom There's Ghan-Buri-Ghan, in the forest dwelt his clan Tol Eressea, Barrow Downs, Gollum's such a weird clown Glorfindel, Arwen, will PJ change plot again? JRR thinks he's Beren, Buried with his Luthien Christopher's H.O.M.E, I got to save some money! We didn't start the war They were always raiding Since Melkor went stealing We didn't start the war No we didn't wage it Feanor's oath did it Do Balrogs have got wings? kids like to debate these things Valinor, Undying Lands, Elves are safe in Cirdan's hands Ents took over Isengard, Huorns beat orcs when off their guard Denethor just lost his mind, Gondor is in such a bind 'Wonder where's the Gulf of Lhun, 'better get my map soon East Farthing Far Downs, Hobbits won't go out of town Man in the Moon Came down to Soon, Shire folk sure enjoyed that tune Periannath, Halflings, Hobbits killed the Lord of Rings! We didn't start the war They were always raiding Since Melkor went stealing We didn't start the war No we didn't wage it Feanor's oath did it EDIT: This is the FINAL Version (unless I make a correction)
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