They'd never say that! (part 2)

[me9996]

(Bilbo in Smaugs cave)
Smaug: Huh? Who's there?
Bilbo: I AM!
(Bilbo steps out of the shadow)
Bilbo: I hold the one ring! You must bow to me!
Smaug: I think I'll just go back to my nap.
Bilbo: What? I comand you by the ring! Bend to my will!
Smaug: Oh yeah? How's this for your will?!?
(Smaug breaths fire against Bilbo, Bilbo is incinerated, Gandalf shows up out'a nowhere)
Gandalf: Say! The one ring can be distroyed by dragon-fire!
Smaug: NOW will you little people let me sleep?
Gandalf: Yes! And thank you for your help with my grand sceme to distroy the one ring!
Smaug(while going to sleep): Brag, brag, brag... Always takeing credit for... zzz...
Gandalf: Takeing credit for... YOU'RE SAYING I MADE MY SCEME UP AFTER BILBO BURNED UP?!? WHY YOU?!?
(Gandalf starts kicking Smaug but Smaug is fast asleap and doesn't nodice)