Star wars funnys

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Originally Posted by me9996

Yoda: Lumanus beings are we, not this crude matter.
Luke: Who you calling crude?

LOL! That's great...so along the same lines...

Vader: Luke, I am your father.

Luke (under his breath): A little more than kin and less than kind.

Vader: Huh?

Luke: Dude, I was quoting Shakespeare!

Vader: Wha-?

Luke: Shakespeare! Hamlet, Act I, Scene ii, when Hamlet, forlorn and overall gloomy prince of Denmark shows up in the court of his uncle, King Claudius, following the unfortunate death of Hamlet's father, also coincidentially named King Hamlet, and displays his grief at Claudius, who has practically usurped his position as the heir to the throne...

Vader: Is there any method to your madness?

Luke: No, no, no! That was Act II, Scene ii, Hamlet's conversation with Polonius, when he appears to be stark raving mad, in an attempt to gain information that he would not be able to acquire through ordinary means. And also giving him the chance to slam Polonius with such insults as "You sir, are a fishmonger!"

Vader: Why me?

Luke: But that's not the question. To be, or not to be?-that is the question.