They'd never say that! (part 2)

[me9996]

(Gandalf is standing around, in runs Legolas looking scared)
Legolas: Help me! The pink elephants are after me!
Gandalf: I never thought me9996 would bring drunkeness into this...
Legolas: No realy! There are pink elephants after me!
Gandalf: Have been drinking?
Legolas: Only one!
Gandalf: Oh realy?
(Then Legolas turns around, screams like a girl, and runs from pink -yes pink!- elephants)
Gandalf: ... Maybe I've had to many...
(Gandalf walks off screen, we see Gimli holding a paintbrush)
Gimli: It is amazeing what one can do to encourage sobrity by just painting a few elephant pink.