11-21-2006, 10:44 AM | #28 | ||
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Broken News
Politics After allegations by an unnamed party about the President's -so called- "fascination" with bed enclosed secrets, and certain rumors about the content under the Commander in Chiefs sleeping area has lead the press secretary to call a press meeting where he will announce that because President Berlioz is pure as the driven snow he can prove that he has nothing under his bed. The President doesn't have a bed he just has a mattress on the floor thus silencing all rumors about what "might" have been under his bed. Presidential Candidate Trolls' Bane has announced a reform plan of "Positively Reinforced Rehabilitation Camps in lieu of prison for deviant members of mootian society. He also has shown a comprehensive security plan that would allay fears about Mordor indefinetely. Also His Campaign manager made use of Berlioz's Press Secretary's Press meeting to make the announcement to assure voters that while Trolls' Bane does have a bed he DOES NOT have anything under it, this information is perfectly reliable as the Berlioz Bed Cameras can prove it.
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