The Jokes Thread

[Beren3000]

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I love stupid jokes, they're so hilarious because they're so stupid

I will make you regret saying this (although I believe in it!)

A guy is talking to his psychiatrist:
-Doctor, sometimes I think I'm a teepee, other times I think I'm a wigwam.
-You're just too tense.
(If you don't get it say it out loud)

Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies!


Two guys walk into a bar: one ducks while the other is knocked on his back.





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