any character v. any character

[me9996]

Aragorn Vs. Ugluk(you already know my nickname for Ugluk):
Ugluk mispronounces his name, While Aragorn is rolling on the floor laughing Ugluk slices him in two!
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Pippin Vs. Ugluk:
Ugluk mispronounces his name, Pippin agrees, Ugluk makes hobbit felle'
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Bill the pony Vs. Ugluk:
Sorry, not that intesting, Ugluk would probubly win.
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Treebeard Vs. Ugluk:
Ugluk misspronounces his name, Treebeard doesn't get it and stomps him.
But then Treebeard gets it and falls over laughing into Ugluks campfire! (It's a tie)
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Merry Vs. Pippin:
OOH! This is an interesting fight! Would Mary win because of his greater knowlage? Or would Pippin win? Well Pippin doesn't seem to have as much going for him as Mary...
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Treebeard Vs. Gimli:
I don't know, would Gimli chop down Treebeard? Or would Treebeard stomp Gimli?
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Gimli Vs. Gimli:
Gimli would win.
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Gandalf Vs. Treebeard:
Treebeard would be lit on fire before he even gets close.
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Thoran oakenshield Vs. Ugluk:
Ugluk Misspronounces his name, Thoran isn't amused, Thoran kills Ugluk.
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Gladreal Vs. Gimli(Like that would ever happen):
Gimli hesatates, Gladreal scares Gimli to death.
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Balrog Vs. Gladreal:
Well the Balrog is a miair, Gladreal is a very scarey elf... Hmm... Probobly the balrog.
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Treebeard Vs. Gladreal:
Gladreal goes scarey evil queen, Treebeard stomps Gladreal, Treebeard is scared to death! (Tie)
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Ugluk Vs. Gladreal:
Ugluk misspronouces his name, Gladreal goes scarey evil queen, Ugluk gets scared to death while Gladreal falls out a window laughing.
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Rosey Gamgee Vs. Sam:
I realy don't know... I realy don't, but it is very interesting!
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