Injuries

[Sam]

I know it sounds a bit sadistic, but this thread is for people to write about what injuries they've had lately, and how they got them.
I myself have recently pulled a muscle in my hip while running, fallen off a giant statue, slipped and hit my head while walking in a McDonalds, and just about an hour ago, I got hit in the head with a baseball! (i guess i'm just an accident waiting to happen!)