"Missing Scenes" from Tolkien's books

[Gordis]

This is a humorous thread inspired by Olmer's observation

Like this piece with Galadriel's conversation. Hillarious!!
I wish we could have a separate thread where we could collect such "pearls".
Sometimes you feel pity that they are getting lost in shuffles.

Indeed, I feel this way myself. Sometimes, when trying to prove your point, you invent a humorous short story as Val did below.So here is the thread to collect such pearls from all other Tolkien threads.

Note, it is NOT FOR GENERAL SILLINESS, the entry should be canon-friendly - more or less, or canon-friendly with some humorous twist. You may post your own pearls or other people pearls - with due reference to the author.

I start with Val's story.

Missing scene from the Unfinished Tales. Galadriel and Celeborn are in Lorien sometime around the beginning of the Third Age.

Originally Posted by Valandil

G: "Well Celeborn - I guess we've worn out our welcome with King Amroth."

C: "Yeah - he never really bought that line about our being his parents, did he?"

G: "Oh, but that gave us a convenient excuse not to marry Celebrian off to him."

C: "So... where to now? Looks like the Dunedain have over-run our old home-on-the-lake."

G: "I was thinking that Rivendell might be a nice change of pace. Besides... Elrond is still single, isn't he?"