Teacup Cafe Part VIII

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Here, honey, I think you could use a nice Irish Coffee, made with decaf, Bailey's and a bit of good Irish whiskey. It'll relax you, help you feel all warm & fuzzy. All this stress is affecting us too much, I think. It's just not healthy. *Hands Elanor the comforting drink, quickly downs herself a couple more mojitos, and pops another xanax*

Hey - No Cave Trolls Allowed. Don't you see the sign? Besides, there's a TROLLS BANE running around; how far do you think the poor bastard would get?

I have somethign to say...
Mooters: What?
I am not really TB.
Mooters: ???
*TB rips off high tech skin and clothes, only to reveal skin and clothes looking exactly the same.
I am ACTUALLY TB.
Mooters:
*hurls onions from bandolier at the troll, only succeeding in getting it angrier*