Teacup Cafe V

[Lotesse]

Well then, in THAT case, I'm pulling out all the stops. *Lugs in full collection of Tupac Shakur, Notorious B.I.G., Li'l Kim, Ma$e, Cypress Hill, Dead Prez, Facemob, G-Unit and The Game. *

Let the games begin! *Triumphantly presses "play." Glassware begins to shatter; things fall apart, the center cannot hold - mere anarchy is loosed upon the world!*

*casually sips snifter of cognac, waiting for reposte*