What would you do? heh heh heh . . .

Nariel Starfire · 02-01-2002, 01:50 PM

Here's mine:

Orli walks by.

Me (after realizing that, hey! that was Orlando Bloom!) *I turn around. * Hey! Hold up! STOOOOOOOOP!

Orli: DO I know you?

Me: Yeah, remember, grade school?

Orli: Sure, but I don't remember any Americans in my classes.

Me: Well, I didn't have an American accent then.

Orli: Oh.

Me: So do you remember me?

Orli: No, sorry, I don't believe I do.

Me: Oh, never mind then.

Orli: No, do tell me.

Me; No, really, it's okay.

Orli: well at least let me apologize for not recognizing you. Are you busy for dinner (that's lunch for americans).

Me: No, not at all.

Orli: Well, I am not so familiar with this area. Do you know of any good placed to eat?

Me: Sure, I know a great mexican place down the street.

Orli: Bloody awesome. Let's go.

After Lunch:

Orli: So you never told me your name...

Me: Anna Smythe.

Orli: You know, I think I do vaguely remember you. Well, I've had a great time. Perhaps we could go bungee jumping sometime?

Me: Sure. here, let me give you my number...

Years later at our house in Canterbury:

Me: Orlando, I have to tell you something.

Orli: Yes, darling, what is it?

Me: I never was in any of your grade school classes. You don't hate me, do you?

Orli: Of course not. After all, if you hadn't made that up, I wouldn't have realized how truly wonderful you are.

Me: oh, and by the way, Anna's not my real name...

02-01-2002, 01:50 PM	#11
Nariel Starfire Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: La La Land Posts: 309	Here's mine: Orli walks by. Me (after realizing that, hey! that was Orlando Bloom!) I turn around. Hey! Hold up! STOOOOOOOOP! Orli: DO I know you? Me: Yeah, remember, grade school? Orli: Sure, but I don't remember any Americans in my classes. Me: Well, I didn't have an American accent then. Orli: Oh. Me: So do you remember me? Orli: No, sorry, I don't believe I do. Me: Oh, never mind then. Orli: No, do tell me. Me; No, really, it's okay. Orli: well at least let me apologize for not recognizing you. Are you busy for dinner (that's lunch for americans). Me: No, not at all. Orli: Well, I am not so familiar with this area. Do you know of any good placed to eat? Me: Sure, I know a great mexican place down the street. Orli: Bloody awesome. Let's go. After Lunch: Orli: So you never told me your name... Me: Anna Smythe. Orli: You know, I think I do vaguely remember you. Well, I've had a great time. Perhaps we could go bungee jumping sometime? Me: Sure. here, let me give you my number... Years later at our house in Canterbury: Me: Orlando, I have to tell you something. Orli: Yes, darling, what is it? Me: I never was in any of your grade school classes. You don't hate me, do you? Orli: Of course not. After all, if you hadn't made that up, I wouldn't have realized how truly wonderful you are. Me: oh, and by the way, Anna's not my real name... __________________ It is the failed skydiver who leaves an impression upon the earth. "But what about the R.O.U.Ses?" Yours Truly, The Tisroc -You forgot to say "May he live forever" -That's because I don't want him to live forever! - The Horse and his Boy--C.S. Lewis Last edited by Nariel Starfire : 02-01-2002 at 01:53 PM.