Entmoot Christmas Party, 2005!!!!

[Lief Erikson]

Lief snapped awake and grinned. "Excellent- thanks, Lotesse! I'll actually be landing in a school 100% packed with liberalism, wouldn't you know . But I'm used to that environment by now. Thanks for the scholarship!

"I'll give out a few presents now. To Butterbeer, four large kegs of butterbeer! Perhaps unoriginal, but at least I know you'll love 'em . In addition to that, I'm giving you a two way ticket in and out of ONE of Brian Jaque's Redwall feasts of YOUR CHOOSING!!! No mutton, I'm afraid, but the dinner displays are astounding, nonetheless. PLUS, I'm giving you a large rack of beef back ribs, with shoestring French Fries and Barbecue Sauce. My favorite. If you don't care for ribs, give 'em to me. I may have just stuffed myself, but Claim Jumper ribs are something extraordinary. Also, I'm giving you a CD of your favorite soundtracks to go with the meals."

"Let's see . . . for Shah, a Persian Rug to go in your palace, a large chest of chocolate gold coins, a rapier with an ivory handle, and, more handy, a silk cased pillow so you can knock about any silly Entmoot duffer you choose .

"For Valandil, a Harry Potter style flying car!!!

"For Trolls' Bane, a full size replica of Anduril. Also, a replica that actually works of Lord Vader's lightsaber. AND a replica of Excalibur. If you can't think of any other use for it, roast hot dogs on its end.

"For klatukatt, I'm giving a splendid dress that would be fit for the queen's ballroom, and a spunkier outfit that can be enjoyed in any casino . This was a wrench, klatukatt. I hate shopping, but I overcame that loathing for you.

"I'll get to everyone else later!"