12-11-2005, 07:53 PM | #1 | |
Ring-smith
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Star wars funnys
This is like "They'd never say that!" but for Star wars.
Here's my first one: (A lot of "Princess bride" cross-overs) __________________ (Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are standing on a brige) Luke:I am luke skywalker, you killed my father, prepare to die! Vader:No luke, I AM your father! Luke:NNNOOOOO!!! (Luke and vader go at each other useing their left hands and Vaders hand is cut off) Vader:You got me, but there's something you should know, I'M NOT LEFT HANDED! (Vader puts his saber in his right hand) Luke:Not anymore anyway. (Luke and Vader go at it again, this time lukes hand is cut off) Vader:Now surrender to the dark side of the force! Why are you smileing? Luke:I know something you don't know. Vader:What is it? Luke:I'm not left handed ether! (Luke puts his saber in his right hand) Luke:HA! __________________ So what do you think? Post your own! (And don't laugh about the "Princess bride" stuff, it's not as girly a movie as it sounds, and I asume the book it was based on was good too)
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