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Thoeden upon seeing the oliphants:Well men, we've all slain a few orcs, let's call it a day
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Aragorn:Wow, look at this sword,ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Aowen:What?
Aragorn:IT'S STILL SHARP!!!
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(Part of the contenueing saga of Frodo as a hamster)
Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Ring flys off of Frodo and he turns back into a hobbit)
Croc Hunter:CRICKY!!!
Frodo:I told you so...
(Ring flys onto Gollum and he turns into a cat)
Gollum:What? We's a cat? Meow? Meow? Meow!
Gandalf:Oh no!
(Gollum takes off the ring and turns back into, whatever he was before)
Gollum:We hates the nasty ring...
(Gollum throws the ring out the window)
Frodo:NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Frodo jumps after the ring)
Gandalf:Well, I supose that's that.
(A dragon shows up outside the window with a ring on its finger and holding on to Frodo)
Frodo:THE RING LANDED ON A CHICKEN!!!
Everyone:
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