[T.B.?] Critical Thinking--The One and Only

[trolls' bane]

Well, for some of you young'uns around the moot, the [T.B.?] was a series of trivia threads I tried to start and failed. Looking back, it was no more than a publicity stunt. But, if I were to make any trivia threads, it would bear the [T.B.?] that I'm sure the Mods remember from my flooding of Trivia threads that were on one topic only. This thread, if it is not closed immediately, will, as far as I can tell, be the last of the [T.B.?.] trivia.
To get to the point, in this thread I will post some questions that require thinking, as well as some general trivia. If you want a serious game with a new question promptly posted, this is not the place, go to our expert puzzling person, Grey Wolf. Remember, just give what you think to most of them.

First Question:
Would you rather have a rinoceros attack you or an Elephant?

Just give your opinion or more fittingly, your preference. And please use the spoiler code.