What would you do? heh heh heh . . .

Rána Eressëa · 01-22-2002, 12:44 AM

(The Company makes their way through many aisles through the Shopping Mall when they unknowingly come upon the Women's Restroom and walk in.)

Wayfarer: What in the world is this?
Rogue Elf: Ooh...a soft, cushiony couch--
Jerseydevil: [holds on to Rogue Elf] Don't even think about it.
Frodo #3: But Dad!
Jerseydevil: No "buts" about it!
Aldesign: Okay, from now on, you two may not both call him Dad. It's just too freaky... [shivers]
Rogue Elf: I need someone to cuddle with...
Frodo #3: Me, too...
Jerseydevil: What did I just say?!
Wayfarer: You know, Jerseydevil, I don't think moving them into the same house is going to solve the problem...
FF: I feel like cuddling too...
Frodo #1: I'll cuddle with you, FrodoFriend...
Sam: Hmm...I need someone to cuddle with too...
Frodo #2: Sam, I'll cuddle with you...
Aldesign: [sighs] I feel like cuddling too--
Churl: What's up with all this cuddling?! Cut it out or I'll cut off someone's head!

(Everyone grows silent.)

Jerseydevil: Hey! They're cuddling!
Churl: RRRRRRAAAHHHHHH!!!! [swings his axe]
Horse: NEEEIGGGHHH!!!

(The Horse falls headless and dead to the restroom floor.)

Wayfarer: Good hack, Churl.
Churl: Ah, but my axe is still restless in my hand!
Jerseydevil: Why are you carrying an axe in a shopping mall?
Churl: Oh, so you can shoot someone in the head, but chopping it off is against the law!!! What has the world come to?!

(Silence.)

Tesseract: AI! AI!
Aldesign: You should've swung harder, Wayfarer...
Wayfarer: Must you rub it in?
Churl: What is it, Tesseract?!
Tesseract: AI! AI! Brollum is here! Brollum is here!

(Everyone gasps!)

Churl: Where?! Where?! I'll have his no good, cross-dressing, Mary Kay painted head!
Tesseract: Here! Here! In the third stall!

(Everyone rushes up to the third stall. Sure enough, there's Brollum.)

Brollum: EEK!!! I didn't takess it!!! I swear! I only tries it on!! I not shop-liftss it!!!
Aldesign: Ooh...that'd look beautiful on you, Liv...
Liv: Yes, I know. [smiles at herself]
Wayfarer: Cursed little fiend! You're behind all this, aren't you?!
Brollum: No! No! Wings of the Eye! She watches over everything! She knows all that goes on!!! She sees, she knows!!!
Rogue Elf: [squeals] AH! Frodo #3, she knows where our ta--
Frodo #3: [covers up Rogue Elf's mouth]
Rogue Elf: [sighs dreamily and faints]
FrodoFriend: Oh, great, did you have to do that?
Frodo #3: It's not my fault!
Tesseract: AI! AI! I don't understand! What's a "ta"?!
Wayfarer: Would you please SHUT UP FOR ONCE!!!
Tesseract: AI! AI! Screw you, Wayfarer! [flips him off]

(Everyone gasps!)

Sam: Wow. You were right, Jerseydevil...

01-22-2002, 12:44 AM	#11
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	(The Company makes their way through many aisles through the Shopping Mall when they unknowingly come upon the Women's Restroom and walk in.) Wayfarer: What in the world is this? Rogue Elf: Ooh...a soft, cushiony couch-- Jerseydevil: [holds on to Rogue Elf] Don't even think about it. Frodo #3: But Dad! Jerseydevil: No "buts" about it! Aldesign: Okay, from now on, you two may not both call him Dad. It's just too freaky... [shivers] Rogue Elf: I need someone to cuddle with... Frodo #3: Me, too... Jerseydevil: What did I just say?! Wayfarer: You know, Jerseydevil, I don't think moving them into the same house is going to solve the problem... FF: I feel like cuddling too... Frodo #1: I'll cuddle with you, FrodoFriend... Sam: Hmm...I need someone to cuddle with too... Frodo #2: Sam, I'll cuddle with you... Aldesign: [sighs] I feel like cuddling too-- Churl: What's up with all this cuddling?! Cut it out or I'll cut off someone's head! (Everyone grows silent.) Jerseydevil: Hey! They're cuddling! Churl: RRRRRRAAAHHHHHH!!!! [swings his axe] Horse: NEEEIGGGHHH!!! (The Horse falls headless and dead to the restroom floor.) Wayfarer: Good hack, Churl. Churl: Ah, but my axe is still restless in my hand! Jerseydevil: Why are you carrying an axe in a shopping mall? Churl: Oh, so you can shoot someone in the head, but chopping it off is against the law!!! What has the world come to?! (Silence.) Tesseract: AI! AI! Aldesign: You should've swung harder, Wayfarer... Wayfarer: Must you rub it in? Churl: What is it, Tesseract?! Tesseract: AI! AI! Brollum is here! Brollum is here! (Everyone gasps!) Churl: Where?! Where?! I'll have his no good, cross-dressing, Mary Kay painted head! Tesseract: Here! Here! In the third stall! (Everyone rushes up to the third stall. Sure enough, there's Brollum.) Brollum: EEK!!! I didn't takess it!!! I swear! I only tries it on!! I not shop-liftss it!!! Aldesign: Ooh...that'd look beautiful on you, Liv... Liv: Yes, I know. [smiles at herself] Wayfarer: Cursed little fiend! You're behind all this, aren't you?! Brollum: No! No! Wings of the Eye! She watches over everything! She knows all that goes on!!! She sees, she knows!!! Rogue Elf: [squeals] AH! Frodo #3, she knows where our ta-- Frodo #3: [covers up Rogue Elf's mouth] Rogue Elf: [sighs dreamily and faints] FrodoFriend: Oh, great, did you have to do that? Frodo #3: It's not my fault! Tesseract: AI! AI! I don't understand! What's a "ta"?! Wayfarer: Would you please SHUT UP FOR ONCE!!! Tesseract: AI! AI! Screw you, Wayfarer! [flips him off] (Everyone gasps!) Sam: Wow. You were right, Jerseydevil...