The Jokes Thread

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Why God Never Received Tenure at a University

1} Because he had only one major publication.
2} And it was in Hebrew.
3} And it had no cited references.
4} And it wasn't published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer review.
5} And some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6} It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since?
7} The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to replicate his results.
8} He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
9} He expelled his first two students for learning.
10} Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
11} His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.