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09-23-2005, 09:08 AM
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mystical divinity of Unashamed Felinity
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: New York's beautiful North Coast -- we're all mad here!!!
Posts: 635
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Hello to all! I wrote this little ditty to honor my friend's cat-with-an-attitude, Freddie (Yes, she's female -- long story about the name...)
I thought that some of you might enjoy it, especially the cat lovers in our midst! Dedication: To Sue’s cat Freddie, who takes every opportunity to remind us that it’s just so hard to be a kitty… Freddie Muses Upon Her Unfortunate Situation By Beruthiel's Cat It took a ruse involving food To get me in this crate! Now, cruising down the highway I Will curse my feckless fate! Off to the place that dreadful vet Now picks and pokes and prods… Nine pounds??? If I were bigger I’d Soon even up the odds! All this is for my good, he says – More like some sadists’ whim! But I have ways to wreak revenge… I’ll just throw up on him!  
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 "Never try to out-stubborn a cat!" -- R. Heinlein ~~~~~~~~~ "But I don't want to be among mad people, " Alice remarked. "Oh, but you can't help that," said the Cat; "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." ~~ Lewis Carroll ~~~~~~~~~~~ Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana... |
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