What would you do? heh heh heh . . .

joe pippin · 01-19-2002, 12:31 PM

Here is what i most likely would do:
Me walking down the street, i pass billy boyd (aka pippin)
Me: OH MY GOSH!!!!!! ITS MY HUSBAND PIPPIN!! I LOVE YOU!
Billy: Umm, hi there. No, i'm not pippin, i play pippin, but i'm really billy boyd!
Me: NO NO, you are most definetly pippin my precious!
Billy: Right. (Starts to run away)
Me: No wait, dont leave (jumps at his feet and grabs him around the ankles)
Billy: Ahhh, Dom, help me. Its anotherr crazy one!
Dom: What the hell? (pulls me away from billy)
Me: Dont take my precious away! NOOOOO!
Billy: Thanks dom. Lets get outta here quick. Get Elijah and Sean!

(They Run to the other hobbits)

Billy: Blimey, theres a wacko over there, she clainms to be my wife! lets go quick!
Elijah: what, a fan who loves you and not me? ah, i'm so offended! Lets have a look at this billy lover shall we sean!

(They come over to me)

Elijah: Hi, i am elijah, i play frodo (flirts with me)
Me: No, i hateyou and your stupid big feet. where has my billy gone off to now!?
Sean: Elijah, i dont htink she wants you. But no worries, there are plenty of girls who love you. This one must be retarded or sumthing!
Elijah: Damn. You're right though.........

(They walk away, but i chase after billy)

Me: Billy, coem back, i love you.

(Boydguard grabs me and takes me away)
(I cry)

01-19-2002, 12:31 PM	#11
joe pippin Sapling Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1	Attack On Billy Here is what i most likely would do: Me walking down the street, i pass billy boyd (aka pippin) Me: OH MY GOSH!!!!!! ITS MY HUSBAND PIPPIN!! I LOVE YOU! Billy: Umm, hi there. No, i'm not pippin, i play pippin, but i'm really billy boyd! Me: NO NO, you are most definetly pippin my precious! Billy: Right. (Starts to run away) Me: No wait, dont leave (jumps at his feet and grabs him around the ankles) Billy: Ahhh, Dom, help me. Its anotherr crazy one! Dom: What the hell? (pulls me away from billy) Me: Dont take my precious away! NOOOOO! Billy: Thanks dom. Lets get outta here quick. Get Elijah and Sean! (They Run to the other hobbits) Billy: Blimey, theres a wacko over there, she clainms to be my wife! lets go quick! Elijah: what, a fan who loves you and not me? ah, i'm so offended! Lets have a look at this billy lover shall we sean! (They come over to me) Elijah: Hi, i am elijah, i play frodo (flirts with me) Me: No, i hateyou and your stupid big feet. where has my billy gone off to now!? Sean: Elijah, i dont htink she wants you. But no worries, there are plenty of girls who love you. This one must be retarded or sumthing! Elijah: Damn. You're right though......... (They walk away, but i chase after billy) Me: Billy, coem back, i love you. (Boydguard grabs me and takes me away) (I cry)