Random Ponderings...

**These are in no way meant to offend anyone, and ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!! If you feel offended, or think they're stupid, then don't say you weren't warned!!**


Why does Frodo always come up, just at a happy moment, and say something really, REALLY depressing?

Why does Pippin ask so many questions?

Has Gandalf ever bore GOOD news?

Is Boromir stupid, or is he just stupid?

Is Gollum schizofrenic?

How do you spell schizofrenic?

Why is Denethor a sadistic masochist?

Sam constantly telling Frodo he loves him CAN'T be a good sign...

Did the little leprechaun tell Gollum to burn the chair?

Exactly how old IS Legolas?

Why doesn't Grima legally change his last name?

It's hard to be scared of a villain called Sauron...

Why does Sam carry on conversations with himself?

What's with Hobbits and luggage? -> SACKville BAGgins...

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Ja! REMEMBER: NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Ja ne!