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Gordis · 05-28-2005, 11:21 AM

From: Mrs. S. Lob, Head of Ungol Elite Rehabilitation Clinic for ring-afflicted persons
<shelob@ungol.org>
To: Misters Smeagol and Gollum
Subject: Your affliction can be cured

Dear Sirs,
It has become clear from the prayer you sent recently to a fictional Fisher God that you are suffering from a Split Personality Syndrome (SPS) aggravated by a Persecution Mania (PM).
This illness is rare in M-E, but is common enough among ring-bearers. Our Clinic is the only medical institution in Arda specializing in such mental afflictions. Our leading Professor -Consultant Dr. S. Ron has successfully treated several dwarves and men from SPS-PM syndrome.
As our Clinic is highly interested in such cases as yours, we offer you free medical treatment and hospitality. You are not alone in this World. There are friends ready to take care of you. Your illness will be cured!

We are waiting for you. Don't worry, just come!

Mrs. S. Lob
MD, PhD Head of The Ungol Elite Rehabilitation Clinic

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05-28-2005, 11:21 AM	#23
Gordis Lady of the Ulairi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 2,783	From: Mrs. S. Lob, Head of Ungol Elite Rehabilitation Clinic for ring-afflicted persons <shelob@ungol.org> To: Misters Smeagol and Gollum Subject: Your affliction can be cured Dear Sirs, It has become clear from the prayer you sent recently to a fictional Fisher God that you are suffering from a Split Personality Syndrome (SPS) aggravated by a Persecution Mania (PM). This illness is rare in M-E, but is common enough among ring-bearers. Our Clinic is the only medical institution in Arda specializing in such mental afflictions. Our leading Professor -Consultant Dr. S. Ron has successfully treated several dwarves and men from SPS-PM syndrome. As our Clinic is highly interested in such cases as yours, we offer you free medical treatment and hospitality. You are not alone in this World. There are friends ready to take care of you. Your illness will be cured! We are waiting for you. Don't worry, just come! Mrs. S. Lob MD, PhD Head of The Ungol Elite Rehabilitation Clinic