Your LOTR mate

[afro-elf]

I honestly believe that if elves existed today they would resemble something a geek, only more physical.

I assume you wanted to say "something like a geek"


However, I do not know what the image of geek is to you.

I think of homely, poor fashion, couch potatoes.


But, I beg to differ. I think they would be more along the lines of refined and cultured ballerinas.

But to be honest, there are only three choices for the straight guys as a mate in LotR: Arwen, Eowyn, and Galadriel. Goldberry's taken.

They are ALL taken.

But we still can dream on.