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Halfwitted
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Eryn Vorn
Posts: 1,659
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All hail Rogue Elf!
Yes!! A kindred spirit!!!
Me: *runs to Rogue Elf's door* Quick, Rogue Elf, Frodo/Elijah is going on a dangerous quest to take the Ring to Mount Doom and Sam isn't with him! We must be there!! RE doesn't need to be told twice, so we run off to EW's house . . . just in time!! EW: *taking out his recycling* Hmmm . . . why bother with recycling, I'll just take this to the dumpster. RE & Me: Noooooooooo!! Me: The Ring is corrupting your mind!! RE: You must resist, Frodo!! You must come with us to . . . a safe place and . . . er, recover your strength so that you can . . . um . . . pleasur -- I mean, go on a heroic Quest!! EW: YOU AGAIN!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!! *throws trashbag at us and runs* RE: No! You cannot abandon the Quest! EW: I just wanted to take out my trash, honest!! *runs into a blind alley* Uh oh . . . RE & Me close in on EW . . . Me: Take it off, fool! Take it off! EW: *looks confused* Me: Take it off! No, I'm not talking about the Ring!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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