The Jokes Thread

[Melfena]

The Following Were Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:


1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

2. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

3. FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

4. GERMAN SHEPHERD. 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

5. FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat . . been out awhile. Better be a reward.

6. COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

7. NORDIC TRACK. $300. Hardly used. Call Chubby.

8. GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

9. NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once.

10. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer. $300.

AND THE BEST ONE . . .

11. FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything