Tolkien Lover Anonymous 3, The Sil(ly)marillion

Count Comfect · 11-13-2004, 11:24 PM

TLA: Oh no! She's stripping! *They all jump on Mablung to stop him following*

Tano: Bad elf.

*Nienor runs through the woods naked, but becomes exhausted. Duh. She's running through the woods. Anyway, she lies down on a mound. Counturambar comes through the woods with his band, now known as the Darnit Group, LLC*

Counturambar: *whistling Gilbert and Sullivan* Holy ... that's a naked woman!

LLC: Let's take her home!

Counturambar: Deal. But we will have to get her clothes at some point.

LLC: Darn it.

Counturambar: Now you're getting into the spirit of things.

*Of course, due to his Darn it joke, the Willow/Morgoth curse kicks in once more*

11-13-2004, 11:24 PM	#34
Count Comfect Word Santa Claus Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 2,922	TLA: Oh no! She's stripping! They all jump on Mablung to stop him following Tano: Bad elf. Nienor runs through the woods naked, but becomes exhausted. Duh. She's running through the woods. Anyway, she lies down on a mound. Counturambar comes through the woods with his band, now known as the Darnit Group, LLC Counturambar: whistling Gilbert and Sullivan Holy ... that's a naked woman! LLC: Let's take her home! Counturambar: Deal. But we will have to get her clothes at some point. LLC: Darn it. Counturambar: Now you're getting into the spirit of things. Of course, due to his Darn it joke, the Willow/Morgoth curse kicks in once more __________________ Sufficient to have stood, yet free to fall.

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