New Rules For A Healthy Living At Christmas!

[Grey_Wolf]

We are flooded by advice how to live a healthy life fifty weeks of the year. But for Christmas even the most zelous healthfanatatics are generous. Of the most outspoken we find the new company Health Guard who sell computor health programs and lists the following "Rules for calorie-intake at Christmas":

1. What you eat when no one sees isn't calories.

2. If you drink a "light" drink with the chocolatebar the chocolatecalories are neutralized.

3. When you're having dinner with other people the calories which is surplus to the amount of calories that they consume are only ones that count.

4. Food that you eat for medicinal purposes (such as warm coco, red wine and cognac) doesn't count.

5. The more you feed your friends the thinner you will seem.

6. Snacks such popcorn, peanuts, sodas and candy which is eaten in front of the TV does not contain any calories since they are not taken in as food and are part of the entertaintment.

7. If you break the cakes into small pieces and eat them, the calories are vaporized.

8. Everything that is licked from knives and spoons during cooking does not contain any calories since the licking is a part of the cooking procedure.

9. Food in the same colour contains the same amount of calories(such as a yellow apple and cheesecake, tomatoes and strawberry jam).

10. Frozen food does not contain calories because the term calories is a term of heat.

(taken from funny a page of a Swedish daily newspaper)