The Jokes Thread

[Beruthiel's cat]

It's cute, Elvengirl!! I like it!!

Here's one I found. (Janny should love this one!!! )


Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and
one
woman. The rope was
not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to
leave, because otherwise they
were all going to fall.

They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very
touching speech. She said that
she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was
used to giving up everything
for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to
always
making sacrifices with
little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their
hands.......