05-09-2004, 02:10 PM | #11 |
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*Lerin awoke suddenly*
Lerin: Aight! That's it! You all are the quiet type, but I haven't been lost an' alone for some odd years just to hear you sit quietly and listen. I want another mug of ale. *When Lerin recived this next mug, she began a song that would have scalded the ears off of any bashfull maid present. The song was finished by Lerin drowning the last few words with the full mug of ale.* Lerin: I know you be thinking I shouldn't be saying such words as all that, but I say to you that lady dwarves have a fouler mouth than any other mouths I've come accross. I have not come across any for, what would it be, eleven years. I was cast out ya see, a half breed and all. They don't like to keep half breeds in their mines. So I had to leave. I went and tried to find a nice cave for meself. I stumbled through Moria, and got lost in the northern woods. I went to the far north and back again, and have aquired enough wealth to keep me drunk for the rest of my miserable life. *Roaring to standing* Now don't anyone touch me! I have no weapons but my teeth and those are sharp. *Flopps back down into chair* Now, does anyone have any biscuts and gravy? I been hungry for a hot meal for many ages, it seems like.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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