A few ways to tell if you are obsessed with LOTR

ethuiliel · 01-18-2004, 12:45 AM

You carve the words "My Precious", then a ring on a chain, then an arrow into your lunch tray just to see how much you can scare your friends.

You have a quiz in English class and can't remember the name of a certain river or the ferryman who took people across that river, so you just write Bruinen and Glorfindel.

In History you are learning about Pompeii, and your warm-up question is "What is a volcano?" (what kind of question is that?!?!) After answering the question you write: ex. Mt. Doom.

Then you keep whispering things about dropping rings into Vesuvius and running away as fast as your little hobbit legs can carry you.

01-18-2004, 12:45 AM	#11
ethuiliel Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA until I find a way to get to Middle Earth Posts: 681	You carve the words "My Precious", then a ring on a chain, then an arrow into your lunch tray just to see how much you can scare your friends. You have a quiz in English class and can't remember the name of a certain river or the ferryman who took people across that river, so you just write Bruinen and Glorfindel. In History you are learning about Pompeii, and your warm-up question is "What is a volcano?" (what kind of question is that?!?!) After answering the question you write: ex. Mt. Doom. Then you keep whispering things about dropping rings into Vesuvius and running away as fast as your little hobbit legs can carry you. __________________ "...but I love not the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Numenor." "'I would,' said Faramir. And he took her in his arms and kissed her under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many. And many indeed saw them and the light that shone about them as they came down from the walls and went hand in hand to the Houses of Healing."

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