SGH/Finrod Felagund/Ruinel Thread

[Finrod Felagund]

There have been many off topic arguments in other threads about this. So I figured we should eliminate that. If I may explain, first SGH told me we were married at least a year and a half ago. (results of too much Miruvor one night)
Then Ruinel "Finrod's One True Love" appeared, so I married her, because she's my true love.
The most recent off topic tangent was this:



From the “REAL KING OF ENGLAND” Thread

Originally posted by Finrod Felagund
And BTW me and Ruinel are married as well!

Originally posted by Ruinel
ACK!!! we are NOT!!!

Originally posted by Falagar
I think you guys should appear on Jerry Springer.

Originally posted by Ruinel
O.o

FF: "we're married"
Ruinel: "no we're not"
FF: "yes, we are"
Ruinel: "no, we're not."
FF: "yes, we are"
Ruinel: *picks up chair and hits FF across the back*
FF: *goes flying into the audience - lands in the lap of a large woman wearing a large print flowered dress and too much makeup*
Ruinel: "are we still married now?"
FF: *face buried in fat woman's lap* [weakly]"yes"[/weakly]
Ruinel:

Originally posted by Finrod Felagund
But SGH would be there too...and Jonathan.
Talk about Funny!

Originally posted by Ruinel
You're married to Jonathan, too?

Originally posted by Finrod Felagund
NO!!!! But remember? That whole thing where he was supposedly my boyfriend and you and SGH were mad at me...

Originally posted by Ruinel
Hey, Jonathan can take my place as your wife if you want.

Jonathan is now FF's wife... there... done.

Originally posted by Finrod Felagund
But I do have another wife at another messageboard. Her name is Hobbit Lass. Note the title at the top of my sig dear...

Part of Finrod Felagund’s Sig
Finrod Felagund=polygamist elf-king

Originally posted by Ruinel Good, then perhaps she and Jonathan will be enough to take my place.

Originally posted by Finrod Felagund
Haha...funny.

Jonathan wasn't really my boyfreind...SGH just thought he was.

Originally posted by Ruinel
oh, come now... you two might hit it off.

I don't think so dearie...I don't swing that way you see...