The Jokes Thread

[Nurvingiel]

Haha! Nice one Valandil.


There's a young coulple, and they've been dating for about two years. They decide that they're ready to have sex. They're also ready for another big step: he needs to meet his girlfriend's parents.

So the young man goes to the pharmacy to buy some condoms, but he doesn't know what he needs. However, the pharmasist is very nice, and gives him excellent advice.

That night, at dinner, the dad asks the young man to say grace, since he's the guest. He bows his head, hands clasped. Minutes go by, and he still appears deep in prayer, but he hasn't said anything.

Finally, his girlfriend leans over and whispers, "Honey, I had no idea you were so religious."

He whispers back, "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist."