Tolkien Lover Anonymous 3, The Sil(ly)marillion

[Earniel]

Eärniel: So are we there yet?

Finrod: No.

Eärniel: And now? Are we there yet?

Finrod: No.

Eärniel: Are we there yet, riiiiight about now?

Finrod: No.

Eärniel: *grumpy* Meh, this takes too long...

Finrod: *sighs* Let's camp here. Goldiegollum, will you climb into that tree and see if you see any of Sauron's wolves around? We don't want to run into them.

GG: Yay!

*Goldiegollum climbs into a tree and looks around. In the very vicinity of the camp she sees large packs of werewolves lurking around.*

GG: *climbs down again* The coast is all clear.

Finrod: *relieved* Good, then we can light a fire without being seen.

*Finrod and his Elves get a fire going and sit down and relax. Beren sits down and dreams of Morauthien. The TLA squabble over who gets the last piece of chocolate. Finally Eärniel settles the debate by grabbing the piece of chocolate and running away with it. Giving in to instinct, the rest of the TLA immediatly gives chase and catch up with her further away from the camp. However when they return they find the camp empty and destroyed. Large pawprints can be seen on the forestfloor.*

Tano: But GG, you said there were no wolves around!

GG: *indignant* I didn't say that. He looked for wolves, I saw none. He should have asked if I saw werewolves. There were plenty of those....

Eärniel: Well, that settles our little problem with going into Sauron's dungeons ourselves...

Ren: I agree, let's go and tell Morauthien her lover ran into a little bit of trouble.

*So the TLA sets out to get Morauthien to bail Beren out of jail while the Elves and Beren enjoy the 'hospitality' of Sauron's 5 star dungeon.*

Saurokatt: Mwahahahah!