The Drunk Elf Pirates and the Quest for the Holy Wine

Tanoliel · 10-31-2003, 07:03 PM

ooc: Why not? Thanks, Sici.
ic:

Dragon: This is a bit humiliating.

Tano: Humiliating? Oh man, tell me about it. I'm everyone's fool twice over--even when I'm unemployed and lacking a hat.

Dragon: Wha..?

Tano: Nevermind. Just tell me about your problem.

Dragon: Well...you may know that the Catfishes are quite a strong clan, and we're often at odds with each other. The Catfishes want a good deal of our territory, and while they are not as strong as we are, there are a lot more of them.

Tano: So bite harder.

Dragon: No...you see...they've challenged us to a chess match for it.

Tano: A chess match.

Dragon: Yes. A chess match. And the rules are completely insane. No one understands them, including the Catfishes.

Tano: So you want us to help you win a chess match?

Dragon: Essentially, yes.

Tano: Oy vey. Well, hang on a moment.

Tano leaves the dragon and walks past the revelers, celebrating their escape from the persuers. She finds the captain's cabin and knocks.

EG: What?

Tano: There's something I need to talk to you about....

Tano explains the dragon's problem and after much discussion, the captain agrees to take a small side journey...

EG: *grouchily* But I'm spending the whole time asleep in my cabin. And Xenioa is spending the whole time getting better.

Tano: She won't...

EG: I'll make her. Go talk to that dragon of yours.

Tano goes back to the dragon...

Tano: We're good. I suppose we'll leave in the morning...after everyone's gotten over their hangovers.

10-31-2003, 07:03 PM	#11
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	ooc: Why not? Thanks, Sici. ic: Dragon: This is a bit humiliating. Tano: Humiliating? Oh man, tell me about it. I'm everyone's fool twice over--even when I'm unemployed and lacking a hat. Dragon: Wha..? Tano: Nevermind. Just tell me about your problem. Dragon: Well...you may know that the Catfishes are quite a strong clan, and we're often at odds with each other. The Catfishes want a good deal of our territory, and while they are not as strong as we are, there are a lot more of them. Tano: So bite harder. Dragon: No...you see...they've challenged us to a chess match for it. Tano: A chess match. Dragon: Yes. A chess match. And the rules are completely insane. No one understands them, including the Catfishes. Tano: So you want us to help you win a chess match? Dragon: Essentially, yes. Tano: Oy vey. Well, hang on a moment. Tano leaves the dragon and walks past the revelers, celebrating their escape from the persuers. She finds the captain's cabin and knocks. EG: What? Tano: There's something I need to talk to you about.... Tano explains the dragon's problem and after much discussion, the captain agrees to take a small side journey... EG: grouchily But I'm spending the whole time asleep in my cabin. And Xenioa is spending the whole time getting better. Tano: She won't... EG: I'll make her. Go talk to that dragon of yours. Tano goes back to the dragon... Tano: We're good. I suppose we'll leave in the morning...after everyone's gotten over their hangovers. __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson