War For All Valinor!

The last sane person · 10-23-2003, 04:14 PM

*Human Pi and Roya are standing on the smoldering wreckage that used to be Middle Earth. They are staring at each other. A silence prevails.*

Human: Woo Hoo!!! LONG LIVE THE KINGS!

Roya: Wait...We are the kings...

*pause*

Human: oh....

Roya: ON TO VALINOR!!!!

*dun dun dun. And so they joined forces and they reached the shores and set sail. It took many months for them to reach the Golden Shores. Where they were first greeted by Katt.*

katt: hi guys!

Human: Arg! you are supposed to be dead!

*Roya mounts her POGO STICK OF DOOOOOOOOM and lurches forward, sword drawn*

Roya: aha! *cuts katt in twain*

*POP*

Katt: well that wasnt nice!

Roya: Ack! You broke a rule! *kills her again*

*POP*

Katt: christ! could i get a line in at leas...*dies again*

*POP*

Roya: AHHHH! AGAIN! YOUR BREAKING THE RULES!!!

Katt: no i didnt. *runs off*

Someone random: Damn spontaniously regenerating elves......

Katt: *from afar* I AINT NO ELF!

*The first blood had been spilt (repetedly) and thus the stage was set for the conquests of the mighty War for the undying Lands.*

10-23-2003, 04:14 PM	#1
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	War For All Valinor! Human Pi and Roya are standing on the smoldering wreckage that used to be Middle Earth. They are staring at each other. A silence prevails. Human: Woo Hoo!!! LONG LIVE THE KINGS! Roya: Wait...We are the kings... pause Human: oh.... Roya: ON TO VALINOR!!!! dun dun dun. And so they joined forces and they reached the shores and set sail. It took many months for them to reach the Golden Shores. Where they were first greeted by Katt. katt: hi guys! Human: Arg! you are supposed to be dead! Roya mounts her POGO STICK OF DOOOOOOOOM and lurches forward, sword drawn Roya: aha! cuts katt in twain POP Katt: well that wasnt nice! Roya: Ack! You broke a rule! kills her again POP Katt: christ! could i get a line in at leas...dies again POP Roya: AHHHH! AGAIN! YOUR BREAKING THE RULES!!! Katt: no i didnt. runs off Someone random: Damn spontaniously regenerating elves...... Katt: from afar I AINT NO ELF! The first blood had been spilt (repetedly) and thus the stage was set for the conquests of the mighty War for the undying Lands. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 10-23-2003 at 07:23 PM.

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