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Human#3.141592653 · 10-03-2003, 08:12 PM

*Mean while in the brig*

Chista gets thrown into the brig. It is dark and damp, and there is the sound of some one else breathing heavily.

Christa: Um...hello?

*More breathing*

Christa: Hello?? Whose there?!

*Cough cough cough*

Human: *Hack* Sorry! Getting a cold down here!

Christa: OK...so your Eliza?

Human: WHAT!? How do you know that!? I didn't do it I swear!

Christa: What?

Human: Don't punish me, PLEASE!!!

*Roya comes down with rake*

Cap'n: Don't make me get the hose, young Miss!

Christa: It wasn't me!!! It was her! *Points*

Human: Was not! She came down here and started shierking! I saw her! I saw her!

Christa: You're insane!

Human: I am??

*by then Roya was rather confused and clutched the rake. Where she got a rake only god knows but thats off subject....Er...where was i? oh! Yes! She clutched the rake and spoke to the irratating jailbirds*

cap'n: SHUT IT YOU! OR I'LL HAVE THE BOTH A YA KEEL-HAULED!!! YA KEN?

Human: Ken?

Cap'n: *sighs exasperatedly* Do ye understand?

Human: Ye?

Cap'n: I'm going back up.

*but before she leaves she sprays them with "The Big Ole Hose OF DOOOOOOOOOM!" (TM)*

Human: I"M MELTING! melting!!!!

Christa: Oh good god! Snap out of it woman *whap*

Human: *very britishly* Why thank you madam. I dont think we gave proper greetings! Your name?

Christa:*mentaly* This is gonna be a LOOOOONG trip!

10-03-2003, 08:12 PM	#11
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	Mean while in the brig Chista gets thrown into the brig. It is dark and damp, and there is the sound of some one else breathing heavily. Christa: Um...hello? More breathing Christa: Hello?? Whose there?! Cough cough cough Human: Hack Sorry! Getting a cold down here! Christa: OK...so your Eliza? Human: WHAT!? How do you know that!? I didn't do it I swear! Christa: What? Human: Don't punish me, PLEASE!!! Roya comes down with rake Cap'n: Don't make me get the hose, young Miss! Christa: It wasn't me!!! It was her! Points Human: Was not! She came down here and started shierking! I saw her! I saw her! Christa: You're insane! Human: I am?? by then Roya was rather confused and clutched the rake. Where she got a rake only god knows but thats off subject....Er...where was i? oh! Yes! She clutched the rake and spoke to the irratating jailbirds cap'n: SHUT IT YOU! OR I'LL HAVE THE BOTH A YA KEEL-HAULED!!! YA KEN? Human: Ken? Cap'n: sighs exasperatedly Do ye understand? Human: Ye? Cap'n: I'm going back up. but before she leaves she sprays them with "The Big Ole Hose OF DOOOOOOOOOM!" (TM) Human: I"M MELTING! melting!!!! Christa: Oh good god! Snap out of it woman whap Human: very britishly Why thank you madam. I dont think we gave proper greetings! Your name? Christa:mentaly This is gonna be a LOOOOONG trip! __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. Last edited by Human#3.141592653 : 10-05-2003 at 05:25 PM.

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