The Drunk Elf Pirates and the Quest for the Holy Wine

Indril Anarion · 06-14-2003, 12:36 AM

Luthien slowly came to, to find herslef tied to the mast.

Luthien: What the-? Hey! Untie me!

Her captors seemed too busy to notice her, so she carefully used her skills to wriggle free.

Pirate: Who is she?

Luthien: *pops up in front of them and speaks rapidly* I'm Luthien, Sneaky Theif Extraordinar! Can get out of anything but a ship's barracs. Oops, probably shouldn't have said that, but oh, well. Oh, by the way, here's your wallet back. *hands wallet to pirate that appears to be the captain*

EG: *looks confused, and takes wallet*

Luthien: *keeps talking rapidly* I love alcohol, wine and martinis especially. Am single, 1004 if you must know, and am looking for a tall, rugged elf to settle down and have a family. I love moonlit walks on the beach and have a good time staying up late in the Tavern telling tales and singing drinking songs. I can also do impressions, *does a Bugs Bunny impersonation*"What's up doc?" and I can juggle. *picks up several aples and juggles them for a while before putting them down* But enough about me, what about you?"

Crew: *All look confused*

EG: Eh-hmmmmm; Riiiiight...Huddle!

All crew men huddle up, trying to decide what to do with Luthien.

Willow: She does talk awfully fast.

Tano: But her skills are too. Did you see how she swiped the cap'n's wallet without 'er noticin'?

Roya: *giggles*

EG: *gives them a glare and they all stop laughing*

EXK: So, Cap'n what do we do with 'er?

They all await the cap'n's desicion.

06-14-2003, 12:36 AM	#11
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Luthien slowly came to, to find herslef tied to the mast. Luthien: What the-? Hey! Untie me! Her captors seemed too busy to notice her, so she carefully used her skills to wriggle free. Pirate: Who is she? Luthien: pops up in front of them and speaks rapidly I'm Luthien, Sneaky Theif Extraordinar! Can get out of anything but a ship's barracs. Oops, probably shouldn't have said that, but oh, well. Oh, by the way, here's your wallet back. hands wallet to pirate that appears to be the captain EG: looks confused, and takes wallet Luthien: keeps talking rapidly I love alcohol, wine and martinis especially. Am single, 1004 if you must know, and am looking for a tall, rugged elf to settle down and have a family. I love moonlit walks on the beach and have a good time staying up late in the Tavern telling tales and singing drinking songs. I can also do impressions, does a Bugs Bunny impersonation"What's up doc?" and I can juggle. picks up several aples and juggles them for a while before putting them down But enough about me, what about you?" Crew: All look confused EG: Eh-hmmmmm; Riiiiight...Huddle! All crew men huddle up, trying to decide what to do with Luthien. Willow: She does talk awfully fast. Tano: But her skills are too. Did you see how she swiped the cap'n's wallet without 'er noticin'? Roya: giggles EG: gives them a glare and they all stop laughing EXK: So, Cap'n what do we do with 'er? They all await the cap'n's desicion. __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting