A few ways to tell if you are obsessed with LOTR

[samwiselvr2008]

I can never remember if with Tolkien spelling it is dwarfs or dwarves, I'll try to get it right from now on for ya'll! Same with elves and elfs, I just ceep forgetting! Anyways...

(This one is more movie related)
When you go to Orlando Florida on vacation and ceep on looking for Orlando Bloom, and other elves, because maybe Peter Jackson was trying to hint at something by casting Orlando as Legolas, when there's an Orlando in Florida, maybe there are some elves that live there...

(still more movie related- sorry, I did alot of this while I was on vacation in Florida in Orlando, so I cept on thinking of the acter)
When you go to Disney World and ceep on looking for Orlando Bloom (since he's gonna be in Disney's Pirates of the Carabean)so that you can question him on what ROTK is gonna be like.

When you see a sighn that says Dwarfs and think of Lord of the Rings (at Disney World) when it was talking about the 7 Dwarfs in Snow White. Surprisingly I rememberd the "correct" spelling this time and thought about how Tolkien's spelling was better then Disneys.

When on the way home from Florida, you open up The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings and read... untill you think about the family trees and then go to study them, then you see how fast you can find sertan things, and go back...

Your afrade that your mom might take away Lord of the Rings related stuff because of bad grades (I'm showing her my report card tonight, so if I don't get back on for a while, you know why, I should get back on tomorow though, unless I'm grounded... but camp starts Saturday, so don't think that I'm grounded then if I'm not on for about 2 weeks)

I had more, I need to think of them though, sorry that these are so movie related... I wish they were more bookish!