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[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by The last sane person
OOC: AACK! Nearly forgot about you!

*The fellowship was having emence (sp?) problems carting off Leah as she was fighting them all very savagely, she finally stops and continues on with them to rivendell with no further delays*

Eowyn: *better now that Imhuriel healed her* Finally! Rivendell!

*for lack of a better solution they tie Leah to a tree and go running through the place in search of Elrond. They stumble into his grand hall and find not only Elrond but Galadriel and Celeborn there as well*

Larien: Oh thank the fates!

Elrond: *Getting up* good to see you! I see your journeys have yet to kill you!

Eowyn: Not yet at least!

Celeborn: Where is that easterling....Seth? and that midget elf...Kalile?

Lalaith:*gloomy* He died fighting. and she left.

Larien: Come quick! *E&L&La tell them all that had happened to their fellowship while going out to see Leah*

Galadriel:*sees al of the wounds Leah has and the ring that is on her finger* Oh dear...

Elrond: Indeed! *goes over and unties Leah*

Galadriel: *placeing hand on Leahs heart* oh no, she has been totally spell bound by Sauron!

Celeborn:*does the same* Yes.....but she is fighting the ring with amazing tenacity!

Fellowship: Yes! but will she be alright?

Elves: uh....

*just then the Ring glows and Leah howls in pain and fights it. The Ring wins, sort of, and Leah slashes the Eldar elves, stabs Elrond and is about to finish them off when her old comrades jump in to protect the elven lords*

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*back at Barad-Dur, Sauron and the Nazguls were munching on popcorn*

Sauron: Oh this is even better than the "last battle" *Leah uppercuts Larien* tha's ma gurl!

WK: whoa! I sure dont wanna be on the recieving end of that girl!

*other Nazgul hoot and cheer like fans at a gladiatorial battle*

N.7: Wow! What a punch!

Sauron: *getting teary eyed* And to think! she is all mine! I dont think a Evil Overlord can get it any better than this! *mentally ordering Leah* Okay I think they had enough! come back here and celebrate with us!

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*back at Rivendell*

Leah: My Lord comands me to finish you off!

Eowyn: Leah! remember me! you cant kill us! we're your friends! stop! please!

Leah: no, my master ordered me too!

*Leah's ring stops glowing and suddenly she stops fighting and turns back to Barad-Dur*

Lalaith:*helping the injured Elven Lady* Get these people up to the healing room so they can be fixed up!

*They all pick up their respective Lords and take them to be healed*

Eowyn:*coming out of the healing room* So girls,i guess we have to wait for them to suggest something so we can rescue poor Leah!

All: *sigh* why did it happen like this?

OOC: Hehehe....

Lalaith: Poor leah? What about us?
Larien: She seems to enjoy being on the dark side!
Eowyn: We gotta do something!
Elrond: But what?
Eowyn: I thought you were dead!
Elrond: Gees, what a thing to say!
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*At Mount Doom*
Sauron: My lady...
Leah: Yes, my lord?
Sauron: Go kill the rest of the Fellowship.
Leah: Yes, but surely it will be impossible.
Sauron: The nine will accompany you.
WK and the other eight: We will?
Sauron: Yes, you will accompany my bride or die!!
Leah: Whoa! Bride? I don't think so.
Sauron: *Chants a few wierd words* Now, will you marry me?
Leah: Yes, my lord.
Sauron: I've very sucsessfully hypnotized her!
WK: Horray for lord of the Good!
Sauron: You mean, horray for lord of the EVIL
WK: oops.
Sauron: I'm sorry I had to do this by force Leah. Ewww! That's too good a name. You need an EVIL name. You are now Evile (e-vile)
WK: O, good one! It's only too VILE!!
*Other eight nazgul roar with laughter*
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*Back at the house of elrond*
Eowyn: I'll never forgive that girl.
Larien: Or is she more of a zombie, than a girl.
Eowyn: She's too good to become entirely evil.
Lalaith: Or is she?

OOC: You'll have to decied if she is!!!
OOC: Sane, you are an evil, but sane, person.